PLAYER PROFILE
NAME: david nurser
NICKNAME: nasa
SUPPORTS: villa
HERO: john barnes
DRINK: becks, stella
CHOCCY: double decker

LEAGUE
STATS:

no appearances
FRIENDS: "the tallest man on earth"
"nasa cheats at fifa"
"lanky stay-away"
Dave holds the illustrious position of being the only person who actually enjoys being in goal. And he's pretty good at it too! It's just a pity he has recently done a disappearing act, despite buying new boots (apparently). Come back Dave, all is forgiven!